I am Bob Collins in Port Alberni BC. My father Albert (Bert) E Collins
served on the Robert during the 1941 voyage to Hong Kong. My father has
been dead for nearly 50 years but among his possesions I have a small note
pad that he kept addresses in. On the back pages of that book there is
a chronology of departure and arrival times.
It reads:
Hope this might be of some interest. Enjoyed all of the Robert info you have compiled.
Regards,
Bob Collins
A man was flying
from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to
Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would
be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane
would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the
pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in
Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your
legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like
to stretch his legs."
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when
they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only
tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make
up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits
a 727?"
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm
f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself
immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is
a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this..I've got the
little Fokker in sight."
A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting
to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?"
Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll
out after touching down.
San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at
the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe
exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the
airport."
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard
the following:
Lufthansa (in German): " Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Luft hansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane,
in Germany . Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because
you lost the bloody war!"
Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency
124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,after
we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of
the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact
Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern
702?"
BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and
yes, we copied Eastern.. we've already notified our caterers."
One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short
of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out,
turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee Some quick-witted comedian
in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane.
Did you make it all by yourself?"
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with
a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours
and
I'll have enough parts for another one."
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered
lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but
how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some
amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between
Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird
206 .
Speedbird 206: " Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location
now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not
been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And
I didn't land."
While taxiing at London 's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a US Air flight
departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with
a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air
crew, screaming:
"US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right
onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know
it's
difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it
right!"
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:
"God! Now you've screwed everything up! It 'll take forever to
sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you
to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour,
and I want
you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell
you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly
silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance
engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind.
Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.
Just then
an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking:
"Wasn't I married to you once?"
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet, which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.
Back at police headquarters, the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:
"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.
"Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.
"Fortunately, the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation
for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status,
and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile
was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed. Good Day..."
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The ugliest
is a person who thinks nothing is worth fighting and dying for and lets
others, better and braver, protect him"
Thank you for all the effort you went through to make that web site.
I’m looking it over as I write this and speak to him. A part of him I don’t
think I’ll ever know really. Bits and pieces … If I find out anything more
substantial I will pass it on. My dads name is Dennis D. Shaw and he was
part of the RCNVR. I'm proud of him. I wish I knew more.
G. Shaw
The reason I'm contacting you is because Pat would like to use a good
photo of the Prince Robert and perhaps the Weser in the display and you
have many good ones. Sooooo, my question is, would you be willing,
or permitted under copyright law, to allow the V.I.M.M. to have a copy
of one of your photos?
If not, can you tell us where one could be obtained? Any help
at all would be appreciated.
Here's V.I.M.M.'s URL
http://nanaimo.ark.com/~vimm/
While I'm at it, thanks for keeping Dad's stuff up on the your website.
I occasionally hear from people who've been surfing your site and correspond
once or twice a year with Sandy Sellers.
Kind regards,
Bob Anderson
Nanaimo, BC
I believe that the pilot in the photo is my Uncle Gerald McKenna. His flight log indicates that he flew Shark # 523 (indicated on the tail of the aircraft) on Sept 26th and 27th, 1942 with F/S Hankinson and F/S Moyles as shown in the photo. Gerald also flew with Sgt. Cousins (the photographer is Tommy Cousins) on 3 flights in March 1942. I've attached a scan of the relevant page of his flight log.
Gerald was killed in a crash in a Canso in Iceland on Dec. 19th, 1944.
Do you have any more information about the photo?
regards,
Stefan McKenna